![]() ![]() Get this: they said, “Because we negotiated on the price with you, the gas that's in it is what you're getting.” Dicks. Have you ever gone to a dealership and they've not given you a full tank? That happened with Silicone Sally. I mean, the owner's manual proudly declared, “Every new Kia includes a full tank of gasoline!” Yeah, it better. It's good, reliable nutrition.īut much like the guy who tries to watch his cholesterol, the Kia Spectra isn't the type of car you come to if you have any other choice. It's like replacing squash with eggplant and then replacing the eggplant with a zucchini. Sharing a platform with the Hyundai Elantra, the Spectra replaced the Kia Sephia but was itself replaced by the Kia Forte. It looks like the fictional idea of a regular car, a completely made-up symptom of the ridiculousness of the human condition. The Kia Spectra came off the factory line as a completely forgettable automotive experience. How long did it take the 2000s to stop being the 90s, anyway? No? A'ight, I'm goin' out to the pool.Ģ003 Kia Spectra. Yeah, yeah, I- thank you, grandpa, yea-yeah I know, and my iPhone has more computing power than the Apollo space program. So cheap cars of the 2000s would've been considered luxury cars in the 70s. Rollover protection nope and air conditioning none. It has rollover protection and air conditioning.Ī Chevy Chevette had twenty-three horsepower powered by a carburetor, it had no airbags, its transmission was a three-speed and unladen this car could go seventy miles an hour maybe. ![]() The Kia Spectra has a hundred twenty-six horsepower, its fuel delivery is port fuel injection, it has dual airbags, it has a four-speed overdrive automatic transmission and a top speed of a hundred and twelve miles an hour. I know I'm starting to sound like an old man who goes inside a bank to withdraw cash just so he has someone to talk to, but you don't know how good you have it today.Ĭompare the Kia Spectra, a 2000s cheap car, to Justin Kramer's Chevette, a 1970s cheap car. The Kia Spectra is a Hyundai Elantra but I don't know who's trying to out-cheap who here. 'Cause I already paid for abortions- wait. Show me an over-40 man who still likes to party and I'll show you a man who isn't learning from his mistakes. The official car of a way-too-old guy at Shorty's bar in Kutztown. We review a beige every-man car: The univesal $1,000 Craigslist special: The Kia Spectra ![]()
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